Unexpected outcome

Yesterday, there was a birthday party going on. I didn’t even know who the birthday boy was but hey... A friend’s friend of mine invited me… so it’s not really an issue. All excuses are good to party and beside, I’ve been working out a little, I’m on diet and I’m feeling in shape. There is no way I’m going home empty handed. I had couple drinks… couple beers, couple whisky… couple of… I don’t remember what it was… But it felt so goood…and oh wow… I was feeling hot… My hips, legs… no let me rephrase it, my entire body was just moving by itself. It felt like it had a mind on its own. I can’t help it… I can’t fight it… Just let it go and have the music groove your body. It just moved naturally according to the beat of the music… This night, I was the king of the dance floor… Then a girl came to me. Oh man, I guess working out has done its magic ^^. And beside who could possibly resist to my hip move? So she came and I will always remember what she asked me. She whispered me softly in my ears…

“Are you gay?”… I was like oO? Seriously, that was totally unexpected.

“Huh what are you talking about?

“Well you just dance like a girl… You seem to be on diet cuz you had no cake and you've just been eating carrot since you arrived " ( hum yeah... that was true... Since I didn't want to mess up my diet, I only ate the little carrots in the bowls)… So I was like …

“ Euh no… This is hip hop style… -_-, and... I love carrots... and no… I’m totally not gay… “

“You sure?”

“Hell yeah… I ain’t gay and I’m 110 % sure… I mean cmon trust me… I may be everything, but not gay.”

And I spent the entire night convincing this cute girl that I wasn’t gay. My friend couldn’t help laughing at me… I guess I have to work a little on my dance move as well as my body now… As for this night... Not only I went home empty handed but I had to convince myself that i was not gay too.

Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will.